Before comedian George Burns
passed away at the age of 100, he was asked the secret to his longevity, to
which he answered that he gets a massage every day. Most of us can’t afford a
daily massage in our time or budget, but at The Oil Bar, we’re making it
feasible to include more massage in your life!
We do have periodic discounts,
but do you want to know how to receive discounted massages and esthetics all the
time? Become a VIP with The Oil Bar’s massage program!
Your monthly fee of $55 will cover 1 relaxation massage or one 60 minute facial to be used that
month. While our competitors are charging $75-$80 for a facial or 50 minute
massage, our already competitive price of $65 is discounted even more for you!
Oh, and we give you a full 60 minutes of hands-on time.
If you choose
to get another massage or esthetic service (eg, Deep Tissue, Detox Spa
Treatment, Shiatsu Eye Treatment, etc.), your $55 will go toward that. You will
only owe the difference, which is also discounted at 25% for our VIPs!
You also have
the option to enjoy FREE aromatherapy
upgrades and FREE foot scrubs during your massages and esthetic services!
Want more than
1 service per month? Want your monthly massage to be 90 or 120 minutes instead
of 60? That’s great! Every extra massage
and esthetic service you receive will be 25% off.
As a VIP, you
will also get first-dibs scheduling!
If there is a specific day & time that consistently works best for you, you
can reserve that time slot for weeks, even months in advance!
OK, so what’s the fine
print? …not much, just 4 points!
1. A credit card
is required, and will be charged the same day every month – but YOU get to choose the day!
2. No refunds or
credits issued for unused monthly services. But really, who would want to skip
a massage or facial? This does mean
that you can’t skip massages or facials to save for later, but it’s all good,
because you really shouldn’t go longer than a month without a massage, anyway.
George Burns said so.
3. Monthly
massages and facials cannot be transferred to another person as a gift. You can, however, as a VIP, purchase a gift card at 25% off to use as a
gift!
4. We require a
1-month notice to exit the VIP program, if you choose to opt out early.
However, if you stay and renew your term
another 6 months you will receive one free 20 minute upgrade on your first
service, and another 20 minute upgrade on the last month of your term! This
applies to renewals that have not been interrupted, and the upgrades recur with
each renewal!
There is absolutely no start-up fee, and the benefits are
out the Ylang Ylang! (See that? See what we did there? That play on words?
Ylang Ylang is an essential oil; as a VIP you get free aromatherapy upgrades.)
We may not be able to guarantee
you a 100 year life, but we can guarantee
that our massages, facials, and related services will help improve the quality
of your life. Improved skin health (your skin is the largest organ of your body, ya know, and your body’s first line of defense against
outside pollutants & toxins!), pain relief, stress relief, better
circulation, improved immunity, increased range of motion & joint
flexibility, decreased depression & anxiety, and customizing your care are
just a handful of things that we do through massage and esthetics. Ready to get
started? Come see us at our Polaris location at 1500 Polaris Parkway, Columbus,
OH 43240. We’re on the second level of the mall by JCPenny.
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